Day 1 in Santiago: nothing open at 7am, a laptop hike, and matching XXL tees.
South AmericaA stray dog, a suspicious cat, a busted tourist trap, and a lockout in Valparaíso.
South AmericaA 5 km PR, a $5 wine win, bikes along the river, and a no-blinking contest.
South AmericaA wrong funicular ticket, a fake roller coaster, and some very unimpressed tourists in Santiago.
South America"In Chile we speak Spanish," cappuccinos that taste like hot chocolate, and cash-only laundry.
South AmericaI snore. I booked the place. I kept the queen bed.
South AmericaA rescue sea lion, a bucket of fish chum, and The Beta.
South AmericaBiking off the edge of Montevideo, two dinners a night, and canned-squid pasta.
South AmericaSteak, Malbec, tango, and a water war that nearly ended a friendship.